Tall, Men, and Ladies

TALL PEOPLE If you are tall, go for the new train models that have a wider layout. You can sometimes tell which are the newer cars, by the lack of carpet, or the ultraviolet lights, but the best feature of these trains is the HIGH bar. If you are a germophobe..this is even better, less people touching it.

MEN ONLY Do NOT grope women on the train, seriously that’s harassment.

Be gentelemen, do NOT run to take the handicapped seat before a little old lady, no matter how athletic she may look. Women still appreciate you giving up your seat for them.

LADIES ONLY Do not dress like you are coming from the club on a weekday morning. If you really are shacking, please pay the extra five bucks for a taxi.

Do NOT get up to offer your seat to another woman unless she is disabled your senior or you are 99.9% sure that she is pregnant. Otherwise they get a little suspicious..Do I look bloated today? Hmmm